I know that many of us among the Irish diaspora are being thwarted in our plans today to celebrate St Patrick's Day...so I say to you "sláinte" with a glass of virtual stout as in time honoured tradition I make a tit of myself.
Oh babe, how did I miss you ... luv to sip a pint or more with you ... pour it all over your beautiful gorgeous intoxxxicatin' breasticles: bite, chew, lick, massage, nibble, pinch, rub, tickle, rub, suck, tug, vibrate … and then ... and than ...