OUR DAILY SURPRISE LINK
Okie, Voyeurwebbers, it's Science Video Day at the Surprise Link department and today's video is both fascinating and frightening, but mostly fascinating. The video presents a visual time-lapse history of what astronomers call "near Earth objects" -- and the rest of us call asteroids -- discovered since 1980. When you get to the site, the two white numbers in the lower left-hand corner of the video indicate the year and the number of asteroids known to scientists at that time. Meanwhile, the animation shows the location of these asteroids within the solar system. (As the years pass, new discoveries are highlighted briefly in white. "Earth Crossers" are shown in red, "Earth Approachers" are in yellow, and other asteroids are shown in green.) When the video ends in 2010, the solar system looks positively crowded and surrounded. Now then, get off your "asteroid", strip off all your clothes, grab your astronomical "telescope", hehehe!, and Click Here
OUR WIKI SEX EDUCATION - What is your Fetish??
You sure know everything about fetishes - don't you? Well, then you don't have to click " Fetish" on our Sex Wiki...otherwise: Enlighten yourself and enjoy - or author your own article about your fetish!!
BAD HUMOR
1. Apple Does It Again!
Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
Called iTit, the chip will cost between $499 and $699 depending on the speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
2. The Sunday Paper
Editor: This is for all of you seniors -- and those not quite there yet, hehehe!
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!", the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a sight of resignation as she was heard to mutter, "Well, fuck ... I guess that's why no one was at church today."
3. UCLA Study
A study recently conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is mentruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
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Want Beauty And Brains? Try A Lap Dancer
LONDON, England -- Looking for a woman with beauty and brains, Voyeurwebbers, then look no farther than your local lap dancers ... if, that is, you live in the U.K.
According to researchers at the University of Leeds, one in every four women (25%) who works in a strip club as a lap dancer in Britain has a university degree. Dr. Teela Sanders, one of the researchers, said that, contrary to public opinion, the study shows that a majority of these women weren't pressured or forced into the job, they enjoy their work as lap dancers and chose the profession.
A strong motivating factor was money -- lap dancers in the U.K. earn up to $74,500 (48,000 pounds) a year.
"These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited, because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat," Dr. Sanders told local news media. "You have got to have a certain way about you to do it. They say 80 percent of the job is talking. These women do work hard for their money -- you don't just turn up and wiggle your bum."
The data is part of the findings a year-long study, involving interviews with 300 lap dancers in the U.K., showed those working in the industry included actresses and models who found it fit in with their other careers or training; while unemployed graduates realized dancing paid better than other forms of employment such as bar work.
The study comes as lap dancing clubs in Britain face tighter restrictions following a change in the law by the previous Labour government which gave local councils the right to demand that all strip clubs apply for a sex establishment license. That meant local residents could oppose a club on the basis that its presence was inappropriate whereas, previously, objections were only possible on licensing grounds, such as causing disorder or noise.
-- It seems as though strip clubs, and those lovely, intelligent women who work in them, are under siege everywhere, Voyeurwebbers, and unfairly so. Just the other day a similar law went into effect in the U.S. state of Missouri, where I'm sure a lot of those dancers also had university degrees. When you consider what the dancers in the U.K. make, and given the state of the U.K. economy, it would be penny-wise but pound-foolish to put so many women out of work and, by doing so, lose the tax revenues they, and the establishments where they work, pay in taxes and licensing fees; not to mention the fact that the money they spend on their homes, families and lifestyles helps the local economy. Shutting strip clubs down is, simply put, counter-intuitive (foolish). I'm with the dancers on this one. -- Igor
EYE ON: Male Orgasms by K.
There is some interesting, and somewhat disappointing, sexual news out of China, Voyeurwebbers, especially for men. You might want to sit down for this, guys.
The China Press reported that a man’s orgasm -- the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitement -- amounts to an average of less than three hours throughout his lifetime.
The instant Eye read that statistic Eye's libido passed out. All those times having sex in bedrooms, on the bed, in the shower, on the kitchen table, the dinning room table, in the garage, swimming pools, on beaches, in oceans, lakes, ponds and rivers, in the annex to the congressman's office, in forests, in ski chalets, saunas, hot tubs, hotel rooms, various automobiles ... and the big moment throughout a man's entire lifetime cumulatively amounts to only three (count 'em -- 3!!) hours?! It kind of takes the wind out of your sails, doesn't it.
The China Press quoted Dr. Fang Zhuang Wei, Singapore Gleneagles Hospital's gynaecologist, as saying that due to today's busy lifestyles, couples were only sexually active before and immediately after their marriage.
For example, he said, if a man had an average orgasm of about 2.5 seconds over 40 years (from age 18 to 58), and had sex twice weekly with his wife, he would enjoy two hours, 53 minutes and 20 seconds of orgasm in his lifetime.
Crap! That six hours, 40 seconds worse than Eye thought.
There was, however, some hope -- of sorts -- in the findings from this research: If a man can live up to 78 years old and has a 2.02 seconds of orgasm each time he has sex, doctors in China estimated the man would have 16 hours of orgasm in total.
Sixteen hours still doesn't seem like much after 78 years of living, Voyeurwebbers -- maybe they neglected to add masturbation into the equation? K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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